Aw, thank you, Incognito! Yes, Dibs is international law, but I appreciate that you recognized it as such.
Back with quote soon!
It will go right here:
"Hey," interrupted Jimmy, "wanna see if we can outguess
Dear Annie this morning? There's a good one, today."
"Shoot," said Lois as she began systematically plucking the
raisins from her cinnamon bun.
"'Dear Annie,'" Jimmy read from the Lifestyle section, "'I
think I experienced love at first sight. I thought my
infatuation would disappear but I still feel the same after
three years. I told him I loved him about a year ago, but
he never responded. I think about him all the time. I have
the chance to leave the country for a year. Do you think it
would help to finally forget him? Cynthia.'"
"Leave the country, Cynthia," Lois said as she placed the
raisins in a neat pile on a napkin beside her cup.
"Why do you say that?" Clark asked.
"She's been waiting around for three years, for god's sake.
Can't she take a hint? Cynthia, get on with your life.
Forget him. Go away and have the best time ever."
I love this one. And I now renounce all Dibs, so have it!
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