And this one's pretty easy, but the story's great.

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For the next half hour, he thought to himself, sometimes muttering, “I’ve had a pissing contest with Superman, and didn’t even know it! Wait a minute; I thought he was supposed to be above that kind of thing . . .”


Anyone can do any amount of work, provided it isn't the work he is supposed to be doing at that moment. ~Robert Benchley