Martha: ...and here's a picture of Clark when he was two... isn't that the cutest little tush?
Lois: Awwwww! How adorable!
Clark: No! Not the BABY PICTURES!


Mmm cheese.

I vid, therefor I am.

The hardest lesson is that love can be so fair to some, and so cruel to others. Even those who would be gods.

Anne Shirley: I'm glad you spell your name with a "K." Katherine with a "K" is so much more alluring than Catherine with a "C." A "C" always looks so smug.
Me: *cries*