Clark: Hand me the scissors quick, Jimmy. Before she comes out of her trance. I'm gonna fix this hairstyle once and for all!

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Clark: Ok, Lois. Close your eyes and concentrate. It's M, Y, X, erm... Crap!

(says me too, who can't think how to spell it either!)

When Life Gives You Green Velvet Curtains, Make a Green Velvet Dress.