Plant: *gasp* What the...? Urgh, fumes... can't breathe... somebody... help... meee... aaarrrgh... errrrgghh... oooohh... ugh...

Dr Klein: Oh God, I've killed her plant. I knew that beaker of brandy tasted a little off this morning. Note to self: be more careful with your chemicals.


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Dr Klein: Sober Physicists Don't Find Giraffes Hiding In Kitchens. Sober Physicists Don't Find Giraffes Hiding In... Oh, what's the point of a mnemonic device if you can't remember what it's for?!*


*The order of atomic orbitals (s,p,d,f,g,h,i,k). After K, they're alphabetical. (If anyone cares) goofy


The key to change... is to let go of fear - Rosanne Cash