"It's a present. From Alice. We're still trying to patch up the relationship. She thought it might be interesting to... uhm... spice things up. I'm supposed to open this box now, just before heading home for the night. It's a surprise costume. I bet it's my Elvis duds. Yeah, this looks like a cape, and... wait a sec..."
"Chief? Since when was Elvis's cape red?"
"Uh... yeah..." *Keeps rummaging* "Spandex? And... oh lord. Briefs... Excuse me, Jimmy. I think I need to call Alice..."
When in doubt, think about penguins. It probably won't help, but at least it'll be fun.
