Warning: This one's PG-13. I'm pretty sure. It's kind of on the line. If anyone objects, don't hesitate to let me or the mods know.
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Lois: Okay. It was a bad idea. But you're super strong and invulnerable and everything, and I'm... not. If we're going to be... together, we have to find some way...
SM: I know, I know... But - ARRRRGGGHH!! - Okay, fine... I'll fly you into a - AAAAAAACK! - thunderstorm...
Lois: I thought you didn't want to take the risk...
SM: It's - YEEEEEAAAAAGGGHHHH!! - worth it. Just no more - OOOOOOWWWWWWWW!
Lois: I promise. No more glow-in-the-dark latex.
When in doubt, think about penguins. It probably won't help, but at least it'll be fun.
