Besides the little itsy-bitsy voice (which has seen The Karate Kid series one too many times) in the back of my head wanting to yell at you, "It's a bonsai TREE!" that is frickin' hilarious, QoC! Seriously, here.
Even though I think QoC should definitely win for her captions, I figured I'd give it a shot this time (haven't done any of these in a while, so can't guarantee anything good will come out of my fingertips):
Lex: What a time to give up smoking. These tiny scissors aren't doing anything. Asabi, where are my cigar clippers?
"You take turns, advise and protect one another, even heal or be healed when the going gets too tough. I know! That's not a game--that's friendship!" ~Shelly Mezzanoble, Confessions of a Part-Time Sorceress: A Girl's Guide to the Dungeons & Dragons Game
here.