Lois: *Singing* You are so beautiful, to me! You're the only one I want, the only thing I seeee!

Clark: Lois, stop serenading the coffee pot.

Lois: Can't you SEEEEEEE!!! - Clark, its been three days, five hours, seventeen minutes and forty-five seconds since I had a cup! We really need to fix our pot at home, Mr. I-Don't-Know-My-Own-Strength!


Mmm cheese.

I vid, therefor I am.

The hardest lesson is that love can be so fair to some, and so cruel to others. Even those who would be gods.

Anne Shirley: I'm glad you spell your name with a "K." Katherine with a "K" is so much more alluring than Catherine with a "C." A "C" always looks so smug.
Me: *cries*