Clark: Can I stop jumping now?

Martha: No, I saw its legs twitch. Keep stomping!

Clark: After living on a farm, mom, I never thought you'd have such a cockroach phobia.

Martha: They're icky, they're creepy, and they're icky!


Mmm cheese.

I vid, therefor I am.

The hardest lesson is that love can be so fair to some, and so cruel to others. Even those who would be gods.

Anne Shirley: I'm glad you spell your name with a "K." Katherine with a "K" is so much more alluring than Catherine with a "C." A "C" always looks so smug.
Me: *cries*