Lex: Asabi, did you know that the clippings of bonsai leaves make the most exclusive salad in the world?

Asabi (thinking): And, unlike other 'exclusive food', this might even taste acceptable.

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Lex: If only I could make it bear kryptonite leaves... I could feed the salad made from them to Lois, and when Superman comes to her rescue again... then bye, bye, Supes.

Asabi: But what about Miss Lane?

Lex: Of course, I could always feed it to Mrs. Cox and make her jump from somewhere high up. Yes, I think I like that plan better.

The only known quantity that moves faster than
light is the office grapevine. (from Nan's fabulous Home series)