Oh, man. He's got everything. He flies. He looks great in tights. Everyone loves him, especially the girls. And he gets to save the world at least once a week. And me? I'm stuck here as the office go-fer. All I've got going for me is a pocket full of kryptonite. ... Hey, Lois? What are you doing tonight after work? You want to go hang out downtown? ... *sigh* Yeah, didn't think so.
When in doubt, think about penguins. It probably won't help, but at least it'll be fun.
