Well, Paul's too clever for his own good, so I couldn't let him win again. And I loved your rabbit dropping caption.
But really I'm just spreading the love around by giving someone different a turn.
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Jimmy (singing): The-e fir-irst No-o-el the angel did say, was to certain poor shepherds in fields where they laaaay; I-in fi-elds a-as they lay, a-keeping their sheeeeep, ...
Random voice OS: Hey, who's strangling a cat?
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Jimmy(singing): While shepherds washed their socks by night all seated round the tub..
Perry: Jimmy!
Jimmy(singing): ...the Angel of the Lord came down and they began to scrub.
Perry: JIMMY!
When Life Gives You Green Velvet Curtains, Make a Green Velvet Dress.