CK: Somehow I don’t think prayer is gonna get them out of this one.

LL: Careful Clark, you could get smited for saying something like that.

CK: Lois, "smited" isn't a word.

LL: Sure it is! I just used it in a sentence.

CK: No it’s not.

LL: All right, fine! What then, "smitten"?

CK: Baby, I’m already smitten.

LL: (rolls eyes) Hey, do they look a little handsy to you?

CK: Lois, "handsy" isn't a word either.

LL: Oh, shut it Nerdboy!

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