Klein: Oh, dear. How do I tell Lois and Clark this news? Those compatibility tests certainly didn't come back the way I expected.

Lois walks in.

Lois: Hey Bernard. What's the matter?

Klein: Oh Lois. I got the test results.

Lois: Really? We're not compatible are we? I just hoped...

Klein: No, that's not it. The problem is, the tests show that when you get pregnant...

Lois (thinking): When I...YES!

Klein: You'll have a minimum of quadruplets.

Lois: THUD


I think, therefore, I get bananas.

When in doubt, think about time travel conundrums. You'll confuse yourself so you can forget what you were in doubt about.

What's the difference between ignorance, apathy, and ambivalence?
I don't know and I don't care one way or the other.