Clark: This? Legal? You know, Lois, if I listen real close I'm pretty sure I can hear the sound of the ice starting to form as Hell freezes over...
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Clark: Lois, I suddenly remembered that my mother's sister's poodle needs another haircut, so I have to leave you in the middle of our investigation with your thumb in your ear but I'm sure you understand.
Lois: Whatever.
When Life Gives You Green Velvet Curtains, Make a Green Velvet Dress.
