Lois: ...and the woggle went around the scarf about here, and I had to sew my merit badges...

Clark (thinking): Ooh, girl scout Lois. HOT!

Lois: Clark, are you even listening?

Clark: Huh?

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Lois: Clark, can you help me with this thing, please.

Clark: Sure, hon'. It's 'fatty over thinny, fatty round again, fatty through the keyhole, fatty down the drain'.

Lois: Clark, I'm not five.

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When Life Gives You Green Velvet Curtains, Make a Green Velvet Dress.