Lois & Clark Forums Forums General Discussion Lois & Clark Caption Competition New Game -3

Lois: You know, with a moustache like that you could play the lead role in Magnum PI: The Sunset Years.

Clark: Lois, give the guy a break.

Lois: Hey, maybe Dan could lend you one of his shirts.

Clark: Lois...

Lois: Ooh, or Captain Hook. You could stick your fingers in your ears like in the movie and use the wax to twirl the ends into little points.

Clark: Lois!

Lois: Or maybe Hercule Poirot, with his 'little gray cells'...