<Australian accent> "Now, this isn't your ordinary sheila. This here is a rare North American Intrepid Investigative Reporter. She may look like she's asleep right now, but, crikey! She could strike at any moment! It doesn't matter how invulnerable you think you are. You have to use real caution when approaching her. But if you stay focused and move in ever so slowly, you just might get the chance of a lifetime..."
When in doubt, think about penguins. It probably won't help, but at least it'll be fun.
