"Since the Abs-in-a-Bottle aren't working, I better try this new technique I learned from Pop-eye."

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"Every time I come to the newsroom I get so nervous. I mean, it is a four-star target for bogeymen and baddies alike."

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"So then she said, 'But could you package your shrinking potion in a shampoo?' and I said, "Not a problem...

"You have to understand, Lois, I was drunk enough that she was drop-dead gorgeous and she was talking naughty science with me."