Lois Lane (breezily): Oh, it's just that in your interview you mentioned having all the parts of a man, and us reporters need to back each claim with hard facts, so...
SM: That's... arrgh... your watch -
LL (glances at her wrist): Oh this cute thing? It's a gift from Lex, do you like it?
SM: I...why is it... glowing green? <collapses>
If she had to move heaven and Earth, perhaps come back to haunt Perry and explain the story after they'd killed her, she would do it.
