Lois: You'll want to dye your hair if you’re gonna pull off that pose. ‘Vacuous’ and ‘brunette’ just don’t go.

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Fake Lois: There’s my jugular, go for it. Take your best shot, bitch.

Lois: Lady, you are so going down! Meeeeoooww!!
(followed by lots of hair pulling)

[What Carol said] wink

When Life Gives You Green Velvet Curtains, Make a Green Velvet Dress.