"Wow! This super speed thing is amazing! It's like everyone else is frozen! And I can just reach out and touch them and they'll probably never even feel it..."
"Well, they might feel something..."
"Like a little tickle or something? Hee! Tickle your mustache! Hey, I bet I can get this guy to sneeze, and he'll never know why! Tickle, tickle!"
"Remind me why I gave you super powers...?"
"So that we could be 'together' without having to use --"
"Oh, right. Never remind me of that again. ... Ow."
When in doubt, think about penguins. It probably won't help, but at least it'll be fun.
