Perry: Lois, we need you out there. Only five more hours and The Planet will have secured the Guinness record for the longest karaoke party. Unfortunately with the flu epidemic going around, we haven't had enough people to take the night shift.

Lois: I wish I could help, but I need to go on a stakeout tonight. Besides, Ralph's doing just fine without me. Have you heard his Mariah Carey?

Clark: Owwww! I have.