In a desperate move against his arch nemesis, Lex Luthor had laced his hair with Kryptonite Dust. The reason for this was because he knew the Superhero would deploy his most heinous move in this battle: The Super Death Noogie.


Mmm cheese.

I vid, therefor I am.

The hardest lesson is that love can be so fair to some, and so cruel to others. Even those who would be gods.

Anne Shirley: I'm glad you spell your name with a "K." Katherine with a "K" is so much more alluring than Catherine with a "C." A "C" always looks so smug.
Me: *cries*