I've got two captions for this!

A)Example for the eternal dilemma- In or Out?
Lois : Clark! Let's get out!
Clark : There's a *bed* inside. I have my wife in my arms... shouldn't I go in?

B)
Clark : Do you think we ought to make use of that bed... you know... just to have a nice reminder of the awful time spent here?

Lois : Clark! I don't want those *rats* to watch!

CG
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( oo * Work) + (1 * Hubby) + (2 * Kids) = 0 * Time