(Sorry about the choking hazard, though...)
Pfff, I should be used to it
This turned out slightly longer than I expected O.o
Lois: So... all this happened?
Superman: Right.
Lois: Because of... what exactly, again?
Superman: I tripped.
Lois: You. You... tripped?
Superman: Right.
Lois: How can
you trip?
Superman: I was trying to avoid the cat.
Lois: And the cat was in the street?
Superman: No, the cat was in a tree.
Lois: Why did you have to avoid the cat in the tree?
Superman: It was in my landing vector.
Lois: So... you avoided the cat by crashing into cars?
Superman: No, I avoided the cat by doing a barrel roll.
Lois: And then you hit the cars?
Superman: No, then I hit the pavement and slipped on some marbles.
Lois: Were the marbles just lying there?
Superman: No, the kid lost his marbles.
Lois: *mutters* YOU lost your marbles...
Superman: What, dear?
Lois: Nothing! ...so, you avoided the cat and slipped on some marbles and THEN landed in the street?
Superman: No, after the marbles I stumbled around the dog.
Lois: A cat AND a dog... oye. So, you avoided the cat, slipped on some marbles, stumbled around the dog, and THEN you crashed into the cars?
Superman: No, after the dog I crashed into the cart.
Lois: What cart?
Superman: The hot dog cart.
Lois: ...Why don't you just tell me the order of events so we can write up the article and go home.
Superman: You're not going to WRITE about this, ARE you?
Lois: Of course, dear.
Superman: Why??
Lois: We report the news.
Superman: This isn't news! It's embarrassing!
Lois: That's what makes it news.
Superman: But-
Lois: The story.
Superman: But-
Lois: Now, dear, I don't have all day.
Superman: But-
Lois: You'll go a week without dessert.
Superman: FINE!
Lois: Good boy.
Superman: After the hot dog cart, it rolled down the sidewalk, and I tried to stop it. I then tripped over... [half an hour later] ...and then the balloon vendor got involved, the child was still crying about dropping her ice cream, and the mother was so mad that she maced me.
Lois: *head jerks up from doze* Then what happened, dear?
Superman: I sneezed.
Lois: ...You sneezed.
Superman: Right.
Lois: Let me guess. After you sneezed, a meteor came down and crashed into some random thing that just so happens to go along with this Purple Passion tale, right?
Superman: Don't be silly, Honey.
Lois:
I'm the silly one?
Superman: Of course not, my Darlingest Dear. You are the epitome of seriousness.
Lois: Good save.
Superman: I thought so.
Lois: So what happened after the sneeze?
Superman: ...The pile-up, of course.
Lois: WHAT? But you said you tripped!
Superman: Well, yeah, that's what started this whole thing.
Lois: What? Why didn't you just say you sneezed in the first place?
Superman: You wanted stuff for your article.
Lois: What article?
Superman: ...The one you're going to write about this whole thing.
Lois: Oh right, I forgot about that...
Superman: Lo-is!
Lois: Well, you just kept going on about it. Wait... You mean to tell me that one sneeze caused all of THAT?
Superman: No no, you see, first the Lexus careened into the fire hydrant, then the nuns... [and he continues from there!]
*collapses onto the ground*
