Sorry, should have posted to official cede the floor. My sig, but your idea to use it as a caption. I'd never have thought of that, and (surprise, surprise) I really liked it. Good job. You earned the win.
As for a caption...
Gretchen: Okay, seriously? I don't care if you do have all of Superman's powers. Touch me there again, and I will kick your southern-fried behind.
When in doubt, think about penguins. It probably won't help, but at least it'll be fun.
