LL: ...and the silicone has a more natural feel to it, don't you think.

Superman: Hehehe.

Lex Luthor takes the disturbing trend towards man-boobs a step too far.

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Superman: And then you put your arm around the neck like so, and-

*crack*

Oops.

Lex: Nigel *gasp*, no more WWE for the clone!

When Life Gives You Green Velvet Curtains, Make a Green Velvet Dress.