Lex: Behold, the new Lexbulb 2000. It gives off light while requiring no electricity. One-of-a-kind. It even lit my cigar for me. Can you say (evil) genius?


I think, therefore, I get bananas.

When in doubt, think about time travel conundrums. You'll confuse yourself so you can forget what you were in doubt about.

What's the difference between ignorance, apathy, and ambivalence?
I don't know and I don't care one way or the other.