"Clark, admit it. This story is a bust. There's no way bra padding, no matter how faulty, is just going to explode into a big cottony cloud."
"Uh, Lois? You might want to rethink that position..."
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"Chief, take a look at this picture from the street fair. Do you think the guys in the shop overdid it on the airbrushing?"
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"Listen, Clark... I know we're not exactly bosom buddies, but there's something I just have to get off of my chest... What? Why are you looking at me like that?"
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"Yeah, I know. First line dancing, now this. I really ought to stop listening to my friends when they tell me they have a great way to meet guys..."
When in doubt, think about penguins. It probably won't help, but at least it'll be fun.
