Lex: Asabi, I do not pay you to ask questions. I pay you to bring me teeny, tiny squirrels!!!
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ETA: Thanks! DS, I know it is a tree, but calling it a bush made for better puns. *g* Or of course, you could go with this:
Lex: Asabi, take this to England and deliver it to the Knights who say Ni. Maybe then they'll finally hand over that infernal grail I've been wanting...
------------------ Edited Again To Add By the way, that one joke was pretty much stolen .