Clark: Doot-da-doot-da-doo. *Thinking* I wonder if Lois will think I touched her boob accidentally if I'm not looking at her.

Lois: *Thinking* God, he is such a horny little...halfwit! How dense does he think I am?!

A government which robs Peter to pay Paul can always
depend on the support of Paul.

-George Bernard Shaw