Lex, methinks thou know'st thou art an onion eyed, fool-born, ill-nurtured, toad-spotted foot-licker.

(My English teacher gave me a list of Shakespearean insults and I'm testing them /me bites my thumb at lex)

Mulder: Imagine if you could come back and take out five people who had caused you to suffer. Who would they be?
Scully: I only get five?
Mulder: I remembered your birthday this year, didn't I, Scully?

(The X-Files)