Oh, great, he's gone again! Paul, please believe me - it IS me! He's got me prisoner down here in this horrible, damp cellar, and I have to get out! Please, can you find Clark for me? But tell him not to bring Superman. I'd rather die than have his death on my conscience
Look, *he* always goes out every evening at around the same time - 10:37 pm. Regular as clockwork. He thinks I don't realise, but he forgets that I've won three Kerth awards and you don't get those without being observant. He's usually gone for around twenty minutes. That has to be enough time for Clark to get in and rescue me! Just tell him... Luthor's security code is six digits - 5413
