Dear Lex,

I have nothing against you - well, nothing very important anyway. You're fun to have around, and a great way to make Lois be interested in Clark, so I sort like you because of that.

However, I must express my concern at something you said. You claim to be holding your "beloved" prisoner in your bunker. Fine. You say she's tied because otherwise she'd wander off and electrocute herself with your security system. Fair enough.

But then comes what truly worries me: you want to hire Tank to replace Nigel. I'm not denying Tank's qualities, but I have to ask: does that mean that Lois isn't safe from a haircut?!? eek

Kaethel smile

- I'm your partner. I'm your friend.
- Is that what we are?
- Oh, you know what? I don't know what we are. We kiss and then we never talk about it. We nearly die frozen in each other's arms, but we never talk about it, so no, I got no clue what we are.

~ Rick Castle and Kate Beckett ~ Knockout ~