My dear Mr. Luthor,
greetings and salutations.
I've allways been fond of conversing with someone of great intelligence. Of course, since you're here, I suppose you'll do just as well.
Now, now, no need to scowl like that. I only mean that in jest. Of course, you know what they say: Many a word said in jest holds a grain of truth. Although your statements about Dean Cain do reveal something about your mental capabilities, I must say, I'm quite disappointed in you...
In all your dealings with Superman, you seem to have never realized that Kryptonite is ten times more effective on Superman when it is wrapped in lead.
But then, even the greatest have their failings.
EDIT: Just an after-thought; if you're really so intent on bringing Superman to justice, why not contact one Bruce Wayne of Gotham City? Last I heard, he seemed to be on the side of rightness; and his resources might prove useful. If your love knows him, then I'm sure she'll agree that explaining your plan to him would be quite helpful in seeing to it that justice is served.
