Phew! Jack's keeping *him* busy for a few minutes so I can get here again. Has anyone had any luck yet in finding Clark? Please, you have to get him to come and rescue me. PLease! Tell him I never wanted Lex. Tell him it was always him I loved!

Lex is delusional. Can you tell? All this raving about some actor called Dean Cain being Superman... I really think this last time he rose from the dead he wasn't quite all there. He seems to have lost his grip on reality.

Can't you see that this is why I'm so scared? Clark, please, help me! I'd try to rescue myself, but he's keeping me chained up - I can't even go to the bathroom on my own! But, Clark, Jack is on our side. He'll help you!

Hurry!

He's coming back... gotta go...

Lois