WHY DIDN'T YOU TELL LOIS THAT TWO EPISODES AGO YOU MORON?!!
That's probably because if Clark lied about having a kid (he clearly knew about), he'd lie about being a virgin too. Until Lois believed Clark wasn't the kid's father, she wouldn't believe anything he said.
Also, I agree with Groobie on Super Mann. It felt a bit 1970s to me, plot wise.
VirginiaR. "On the long road, take small steps." -- Jor-el, "The Foundling" --- "clearly there is a lack of understanding between those two... he speaks Lunkheadanian and she Stubbornanian" -- chelo.