I probably shouldn't post this, but I couldn't resist.

There once was a woman. She had two children, a son and a daughter.

One day she was told that her son was dead, and she grieved for him, because he was dead. And she was told that her daughter was dead, and she grieved for her, because she was dead.

Then her son came back home, for he was alive. And a man carried the body of her daughter back home, for she was dead.

The woman buried her daughter. She watched her son grow up. She grieved for her daughter, because she was dead. And she grieved for her son, because she had believed him to be dead. She grieved for them both equally.

Her son got married. He had two children, a son and a daughter, and so the woman got two grandchildren, a grandson and a granddaughter.

One day the woman was told that her grandchildren were dead. She grieved for her grandson, because he was dead. And she grieved for her granddaughter, because she was dead.

Then the woman's son came back to his mother's house. Her grandson walked beside him, because he was alive. But the son carried the body of the woman's granddaughter, because the granddaughter was dead.

The woman and her son buried the granddaughter. The woman watched her grandson grow up. She grieved for her granddaughter, because she was dead. She grieved for her grandson, because she had believed him to be dead. She grieved for them both equally.

Her grandson got married. He had two children, a son and a daughter, and so the woman got two great-grandchildren, a great-grandson and a great-granddaughter.

One day the woman was told that her great-grandchildren were dead. She grieved for her great-grandson, because he was dead. She grieved for her great-granddaughter, because she was dead.

Then the woman's grandson came back to his grandmother's house. The great-grandson walked beside him, because he was alive. But the grandson carried the body of the woman's great-granddaughter, because the great-granddaughter was dead.

The woman and her grandson buried the great-granddaughter. And the woman grieved. She grieved for her daughter, because she was dead, and she grieved for her son, because she had believed him to be dead. She grieved for her granddaughter, because she was dead, and she grieved for her grandson, because she had believed him to be dead. She grieved for her great-granddaughter, because she was dead, and she grieved for her great-grandson, because she had believed him to be dead.

She thought about her children, her grandchildren and her great-grandchildren.

Her son was an old man.

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Her daughter had been disintegrating in the churchyard for a long, long time.

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Her grandson was a young man.

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Her granddaughter had been disintegrating in the churchyard for a long time.

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Her great-grandson was a young boy.

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Her great-granddaughter had just recently been put in her grave in the churchyard.

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The woman thought about her children, her grandchildren and her great-grandchildren, and she grieved for them all equally.

Because TOGOMs are the same as Lois deathfics.