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Originally posted by Darth Michael:
LOIS: He has a one track mind, doesn't he?
ER: Hey, it’s all there in the story! /if you read between the lines/
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ER: /checks owner’s manual/ No, it states right here: proven to be 100% correct in translations of pond scum and pocket lint musings.

CLARK: A-ha! See, I knew it wouldn't work on me. I'm a lunkhead, that's several steps up from pond scum (i.e. Ralph) and pocket lint (i.e. Wally).
ER:Actually, the archives would disagree on that.
The ARCHIVES say that Wally and Ralph are smarter than Clark.
CLARK: dance

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LOIS: Does that mean that I need to get the Luthor 4500 to translate the diseased linty layer of pond scum which is Lex?
ER: Not wanting to shell out for the bigger version?
Not sure she really wants to know what he's saying.

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CLARK: She'd have to convince me that neither of us would die first.
LOIS: We HAD sex already.
CLARK: Nope, I need proof.
LOIS: Can you give me 8-9 months?
CLARK: [Confused]
ER: Confused because thanks to Lana Clark never had to read up on human reproductive process?
He didn't catch the reference.

Although, now that I think about it, it would have to be 8-9 months and enough time for the child to show extra human abilities (if it ever did).

CLARK: Good thing I'm a patient fellow.
LOIS: wallbash

VirginiaR.
"On the long road, take small steps." -- Jor-el, "The Foundling"
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"clearly there is a lack of understanding between those two... he speaks Lunkheadanian and she Stubbornanian" -- chelo.