As a kid, what did you want to be when you grew up?
A hooker.
It's a darn good thing I wasn't drinking anything when I read that. Thank you, ML, for the hardest laugh I've had in weeks. <wipes away tears of mirth>
Lois: You know, I have a funny feeling that you didn't tell me your biggest secret.
Clark: Well, just to put your little mind at ease, Lois, you're right. Ides of Metropolis