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Originally posted by Darth Michael:
Completely, actually <<yea!>>
Ooops. Not anymore.

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Didn’t pay the hooker and her pimp tried to teach the congressman a lesson?
Not to my recollection.

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He could always keep track of her and flash-fry Lex should Lois tell him?
On a scale of Evil Dude (1) to Superman (10), I think alt-Clark currently rates an 8 (all that lying and stuff), but flash-frying Lex would make him drop under 5, which wouldn't be good for "Hey, I'm the good guy" image.

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Naughty!
LOIS: [Linked Image]

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She took that well. Huh, why’s she tying Lex to a four-poster bed…?
LOIS: oh, just a little pin a rat on the donkey... or was that pin the donkey on the rat?

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Uh-huh. All in the name of making her smell less like a doggy treat.
huh

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EW: Slime she needed to wipe off her shoe?

ER: Maybe she should stop inserting her 200 bucks shoes into Ralph?
No, sorry. The slime in this instance was Lex.

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ER: Now now. Isn’t that a tad paranoid?

EW: Or she could finally be seeing the light?

ER: You think?
Nah!

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So, it will be like in ye olden days when the groom pays fifty oxen for the bride to her father?
SAM: Uh... okay... But, Clark, why are you bringing oxen again?

CLARK: <<shrugs adorably>> I don't know. Lois said you needed them.

SAM: Okay.

LEX: I've got a hundred oxen!

SAM: I don't want oxen!

LOIS: :rolleyes: Men!

VirginiaR.
"On the long road, take small steps." -- Jor-el, "The Foundling"
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"clearly there is a lack of understanding between those two... he speaks Lunkheadanian and she Stubbornanian" -- chelo.