Originally posted by John Lambert:
LOIS: Close? You call THAT close? Oh, Chuck. Are you sure you've had sex before?
Clark:I think we were pretty close before I ran away when you were in the blue negligee. At least I had no ability to resist other than by running.
So close, and yet so far away.
That is what they did in canon. At some level they killed Lois, but then Herb came back and restarted the universe just before she died.
No, in canon, Herb did that. I don't know if alt-Clark would chance it. Would he be *able* to consummate his relationship with Lois, knowing it was a test of whether or not she would die?
Yes. It makes it a lot more clear why Clark is so bothered by Lois speaking to Luthor. Although, I still think he is over-reacting to the whole matter.
So, he's not allowed to be bothered by Lois's friendship to Lex?
Actually I am not sure her sense of which self is true will be effected by which one confesses.
Hmmmmm.
Clark:OK, since I was there. Still, I don't trust Luthor as far as I can throw him.
Lois:And how far is that?
Clark:Well, I don't trust him anywhere near that far.
Perhaps he should say, as far as Lois could throw him.
Wait, Lois, you don't know what we are talking about.
Lois:I still should know it.
I am surprised you have gone this long without Lois finding out.
Have I just been slapped with a wet noodle?
