Lois: Clark, I have something important to tell you... I've made my decision. I realized that I could never have a real relationship with Superman. It's always been a pipe dream...
Clark, thinking: Yes! Finally! She's going for the real me!
Lois: So that's why I've started dating Resplendent Man.
When in doubt, think about penguins. It probably won't help, but at least it'll be fun.
