I tried to think of something with someone like Bogart who spoke out of the side of his mouth, but couldn't.

Here's my idea.

Clark thinks, "I never should have dared Lois to try to superglue my mouth. Now I look like an idiot."

I think, therefore, I get bananas.

When in doubt, think about time travel conundrums. You'll confuse yourself so you can forget what you were in doubt about.

What's the difference between ignorance, apathy, and ambivalence?
I don't know and I don't care one way or the other.