lol! Those were cute!

Clark: Mom, I really don't think that an atomic wedgie will get me my memory ba--
Martha: *Yoink!*
Clark: The trauma! The trauma!
Martha: Well, he remembers the neighbors, Bubba and Tiny, at least.
Jonathan: Martha, weren't we trying to HELP him, and NOT send him back into therapy?
Martha: At least this time the Planet can foot the bill.


Mmm cheese.

I vid, therefor I am.

The hardest lesson is that love can be so fair to some, and so cruel to others. Even those who would be gods.

Anne Shirley: I'm glad you spell your name with a "K." Katherine with a "K" is so much more alluring than Catherine with a "C." A "C" always looks so smug.
Me: *cries*