daisy and Paul, you crack me up!

bbl, if I can think of something suitably funny.

Ok, how about this. Post-Revelation, and I hope it doesn't sound too risque.


A woman runs by, streaking.

Jimmy: Hey, she's got a nice bod.

Lois: Oh, no. I'm gonna die. (whispers to Clark) What are you staring at?

Superman/Clark: I'm just making sure no one attacks Lucy.


Just in case someone is confused, the streaker is supposed to be Lucy.

I think, therefore, I get bananas.

When in doubt, think about time travel conundrums. You'll confuse yourself so you can forget what you were in doubt about.

What's the difference between ignorance, apathy, and ambivalence?
I don't know and I don't care one way or the other.