Ann, the second picture is on a site that doesn't allow hotlinking. It won't show up for most people.

FoLCs, if you want to see it, copy and paste the URL:

http://www.loisandclarkarchive.com/ABCPhotos/ABCPhoto38.JPG

Screencaps: If you have the video files handy, you can make your own. There are also several sites which have caps for most or maybe all eps:

http://loisundclark.de is in German, but that doesn't affect most caps. Scroll down the page, then click the ep title you want to load caps and summaries in a new window/tab.

http://www.loisandclarkarchive.com

and

http://followtomorrow.net

don't allow hotlinking, but do have several pages of caps for each ep. Save the one you want to your computer, then upload it to an image sharing site suck as http://flickr.com or http://www.photobucket.com

There are a few other sites out there, too, but those are the main ones I remember.

Moving on...

Clark, thinking: I can't believe he talked me into this. But that orphanage needs the money. And the publicity. Still... national television? Dressed like this? Hey, wait...

Clark, out loud: Mom? I think that page I showed you faded with age. I've got a feeling these stripes are supposed to be white, not yellow. And... is there some way you can make it looser on me or something? I'll be wearing the glasses and all, but I don't want anyone recognizing Superman's... physique. (I still can't believe he talked me into this...)

Meanwhile, elsewhere...

Perry: YES! Alice gets to live her dream, I get to strut my stuff on TV, the Planet gets free publicity, and I don't have to worry about handing my wife off to another man. I do wonder who they'll find for me, though. And Jimmy. Just too bad I couldn't talk Lois into helping out. But I'd have needed Superman's invulnerability before even trying to press her into it. Lois, on TV, in spandex? Never happen...

Next day...

Announcer: ... and now, playing for the Beckworth State School and Orphanage... from the Daily Planet, please welcome Alice White, Perry White, and Jimmy Olsen!

To partner them, please welcome this week's heroes:
For Alice White, we have The Daily Planet's own Clark "Captain America" Kent!
Partnering Perry White, Top Copy's Diana "The Huntress" Stride!
And, Jimmy Olsen, prepare yourself... hailing from parts unknown, it's the one, the only, the authentic... Ultra Woman!

Contestants, are you ready?

Then let's play... WHO WANTS TO DANCE WITH A SUPERHERO?!


When in doubt, think about penguins. It probably won't help, but at least it'll be fun.