Lois: And THEN I was thinking about - Clark, what's wrong?
Clark: Um, you have a little something on your coat...
Lois: What- *looks down* ARG!! When did this happen?
Clark: I dunno, did you cake wrastle anyone lately?
Lois: ...no... *looks innocent* ...maybe...
Clark: Lo-is.
Lois: Well... she started it when she ogled you- I mean... pulled the lever...


Mmm cheese.

I vid, therefor I am.

The hardest lesson is that love can be so fair to some, and so cruel to others. Even those who would be gods.

Anne Shirley: I'm glad you spell your name with a "K." Katherine with a "K" is so much more alluring than Catherine with a "C." A "C" always looks so smug.
Me: *cries*